Tuesday, February 23, 2016
Friday, January 22, 2016
Tuesday, September 30, 2014
Sunday, September 21, 2014
Wednesday, September 10, 2014
Thursday, May 1, 2014
Movie Pitch for Syfy! Global Warming: You've Been Warmed!
Global Warming: You've Been Warmed!
When the dangerous combination of global warming and Obamacare cause the moon to shrink, the tides and gravitational pull on Earth are altered causing air and water to be flip flopped on Earth. Society must struggle to adapt to all of Earth's cities being buried in water and all of our former oceans the only dry places on Earth. Will there be enough time and resources for humans to either live in underwater cities or build new cities in the dry oceans? Is it too late to reverse global warming and/or Obamacare? Things grow worse as the new water covering our former nuclear power plants is INFESTED WITH LEAKING RADIATION CREATING AN ARMY OF MUTANT SEA LIFE. Can humanity survive this ordeal? Catch Global Warming: You've Been Warmed! to find out.
Staring..
Hot Scientist Chick
Lorenzo Lamas
Man Who Will be Murdered by Mutant Sea Life 1
Man Who Will be Murdered by Mutant Sea Life 2
Guy acting as President Obama who kind of looks like President Obama
Clueless Male Scientist 1
Maxwell Johnson as the voice of The 1000 Foot Seal
Clueless Male Scientist 2
Man Who Will be Murdered by Mutant Sea Life 3
Mark Wahlberg of course.
Maxwell Johnson again as the voice of The 20 Tusk Walrus.
The Rock will probably show up.
with music by:
Sting
(don't ask the question of if water and air switched, how it's possible there'd be water above the dry oceans)
Tuesday, March 11, 2014
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
Friday, August 20, 2010
A Toothbrush Duel to the Death
Two Xtreme videos by me (G-Dawg 7) and my bro (Dr. Z), if you're wondering on our names here.. those are our hardcore rap names of course.
Xtreme Camping Dance Video
Toothbrush Duel to the Death
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Flawless First Date Ideas #1
Catching frogs together.
You can't go wrong with this idea. This has worked 100% of the time for me (1/1 times, 1989 Chicago)
Friday, August 13, 2010
The Birth of a Monster
Behold, The Fire Breathing Snow Llama
High up in Arizona's mysterious Superstition Mountains, on a day in the desert cold enough for shade to be snow but sunny enough for the rest of the desert to remain desert marked the birth of a monster... The Fire Breathing Snow Llama. Will I someday regret creating this savage beast? Will it someday wreck havoc in society like a super cheesy horror movie and be considered science gone horribly wrong? What if it breeds? We may never know the answers to these questions......
Hello, Goodbye
Hello and welcome to The Llamasaurus Barn, a new source for edge of your seat blog posts!
To mix things up I'll say hello using my favorite goodbye photo. After spending a summer backpacking and adventuring aimlessly across 5 Central American countries, on the day I flew away this was my final gaze out to sea of the sun rising over the Caribbean. A moment I'll never forget. Complete with sword from the shady Guatemalan street dealer and a host of other random clothing items I had gathered along the journey. Bye sea
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The island of Caye Caulker, Belize
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