Thursday, February 4, 2016

Now practicing medicine - make your appointment today for:
                  Dr. Ake & Associate$

Monday, October 13, 2014

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Amazing how scary a cat can look if the photo is taken at the wrong moment and turns out blurry --> Introducing,
Tesla 
in 
Parapoodle Activity
he will haunt you until the tuna is served


Sunday, September 21, 2014

Critics are already raving about...


"Unparalleled action," Sarah
"Most moving meow I have heard in the cinema," Rob
"Fur will fly," Nate
"Best time I have had at the movies in 9 years," Richard
"Almost too hardcore," Rocket

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Most Creative Tagging I have Seen in a While

JBL has been @ this cactus



Also... the Mysterious Superstition Mountains look Mysterious in this picture (fog rolled in for whatever reason)


Transformers Play Battleship

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Movie Pitch for Syfy! Global Warming: You've Been Warmed!

Global Warming: You've Been Warmed! 

When the dangerous combination of global warming and Obamacare cause the moon to shrink, the tides and gravitational pull on Earth are altered causing air and water to be flip flopped on Earth. Society must struggle to adapt to all of Earth's cities being buried in water and all of our former oceans the only dry places on Earth. Will there be enough time and resources for humans to either live in underwater cities or build new cities in the dry oceans? Is it too late to reverse global warming and/or Obamacare? Things grow worse as the new water covering our former nuclear power plants is INFESTED WITH LEAKING RADIATION CREATING AN ARMY OF MUTANT SEA LIFE. Can humanity survive this ordeal? Catch Global Warming: You've Been Warmed! to find out.
Staring..
Hot Scientist Chick
Lorenzo Lamas
Man Who Will be Murdered by Mutant Sea Life 1
Man Who Will be Murdered by Mutant Sea Life 2
Guy acting as President Obama who kind of looks like President Obama
Clueless Male Scientist 1
Maxwell Johnson as the voice of The 1000 Foot Seal
Clueless Male Scientist 2
Man Who Will be Murdered by Mutant Sea Life 3
Mark Wahlberg of course.
Maxwell Johnson again as the voice of The 20 Tusk Walrus.
The Rock will probably show up.
with music by:
Sting

(don't ask the question of if water and air switched, how it's possible there'd be water above the dry oceans)

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Tuesday, March 11, 2014


A mailbox on a mountain!















Too bad the peaceful return comes to a crashing halt due to this raging river near the exit! AHH

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

xbox NBA 2k13 online, my goal here was to score every single point and take every shot with Kobe Bryant to annoy the other player AND win the game. Lakers 58 (Kobe 58) - Nets 50. Got the message back "your garbage bitch" .. totally worth it.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Here's a hardcore mobster wall tag.. gdawg has been here! And I'll be back to this blog now, I do miss it.



Friday, August 20, 2010

A Toothbrush Duel to the Death

Two Xtreme videos by me (G-Dawg 7) and my bro (Dr. Z), if you're wondering on our names here.. those are our hardcore rap names of course.


Xtreme Camping Dance Video


Toothbrush Duel to the Death



Saturday, August 14, 2010

Flawless First Date Ideas #1

Catching frogs together.

You can't go wrong with this idea. This has worked 100% of the time for me (1/1 times, 1989 Chicago)







Movie Character Showdown #1















                         The Bride vs. Jules



Friday, August 13, 2010

The Birth of a Monster

Behold, The Fire Breathing Snow Llama

High up in Arizona's mysterious Superstition Mountains, on a day in the desert cold enough for shade to be snow but sunny enough for the rest of the desert to remain desert marked the birth of a monster... The Fire Breathing Snow Llama. Will I someday regret creating this savage beast? Will it someday wreck havoc in society like a super cheesy horror movie and be considered science gone horribly wrong? What if it breeds? We may never know the answers to these questions......

Hello, Goodbye

Hello and welcome to The Llamasaurus Barn, a new source for edge of your seat blog posts!

To mix things up I'll say hello using my favorite goodbye photo. After spending a summer backpacking and adventuring aimlessly across 5 Central American countries, on the day I flew away this was my final gaze out to sea of the sun rising over the Caribbean. A moment I'll never forget. Complete with sword from the shady Guatemalan street dealer and a host of other random clothing items I had gathered along the journey.  Bye sea
!
The island of Caye Caulker, Belize